Meeting jb or natasha?

okay, i need to meet either natasha bedingfield or the jonas brothers. before you start with the teenybopper insults, it's serious. it's a long story, but just take my word for this. i live in texas. does anyone know of any meet and greets, or ways to get backstage pes (through a contest or buying them), or something like that. ps, i'm not an obsessed fan, i don't want to marry the jonas brothers, i don't want to be their best friends, etc. so be serious, here.